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25 things only wheat-intolerant people will understand

1. When the restaurant doles out free bread that you didn’t ask for. And it’s piping hot and smells like victory.

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2. When somebody else chooses the restaurant and it’s a really authentic Italian place. Enjoy that plain salad.

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3. When the waiter asks you’d prefer white or wholewheat.

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4. When you’re trying to choose a salad at the supermarket, but every single one contains pasta.

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5. When somebody tells you that there’s no such thing as wheat intolerance.

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6. When you go to a friend’s house for dinner and they’re making mac and cheese.

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7. When you see ‘buckwheat’ listed as an ingredient, but can’t remember if that’s the good one or the bad one.

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8. When the catering platter serves only samoosas, sandwiches, mini quiches and pies.

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9. When the Italian restaurant has wheat-free pasta, but they don’t make the lasagne with it.

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10. When the wheat-free pizza base costs an extra twenty bucks.

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11. …And it’s so hard and resistant to human teeth that you consider repurposing it as a frisbee.

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12. When it’s someone’s birthday at the office, and there is cake.

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13. When the burgers come on brioche buns, and you have to give yours up.

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14. When you realise that even pork sausages are packed with wheat.

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15. …And so is soya sauce! No sushi?!

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16. When it all gets too much and you cave and eat wheat.

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17. When you discover a sweet-potato bread that’s basically the exact texture and flavour of white bread. (Thanks, Wellness Warehouse!)

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18. When you give away the free biscuit that came with your coffee, and see the joy on the recipient’s face.

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19. When you spot a bakery making wheat-free cinnabons. (Thanks, Loaves on Long!)

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20. When you discover a flourless chocolate cake that’s even more glorious than actual cake.

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21. When those LCHF people become so ubiquitous that restaurants start serving cauliflower pizza bases, which, although they’re nothing like pizza, at least taste like cauliflower instead of cardboard.

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22. When you discover a place that sells bagels – soft, white, glorious bagels – made out of spelt flour, which you discover you can actually eat. (Thanks, Max Bagels!)

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23. When wheat-free low-carb bread also becomes an option, thanks to Professor Noakes.

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24. When you eat well for an entire week, and feel like you’ve scaled Everest.

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25. …And you realise you’re not in pain, because you have been kind to your body.

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