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Carne on Kloof

Carne on Kloof
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Cost
R180 avg main meal
Ambience
Bar scene, Groups
Food
Bistro fare, Italian
Payment
Mastercard, Visa
Corkage
No BYO

Critic's review

Annelize Visser

Vegetarians, look away. This Italian-style steakhouse offers an outstanding experience for hardcore meat lovers.

Food
The meat tutorial that kicks off your meal at this Italian-style steakhouse on Kloof never gets tired. It’s dinner and a show: an enormous platter with several cuts of meat is presented at your table, and your server talks up the virtue of each as if he hasn’t already done it a dozen times during this shift.

Behold the flat-iron steak, cut with the grain from the shoulder. This meaty oyster with its web of marbling? The spider steak, carved from the inside of the hip… Although all your old friends are present, rare cuts such as these are the Carne signature. The Picanha rump, beloved by Brazilians for its sturdy layer of fat that hits the grill first, gets the nod and, with salsa verde and a side of thin-cut fries, is everything you’d expect from a supper of steak and chips.

Other items on the menu appeal to a spirit of adventure. A trio of tartare delivers three spheres of hand-cut beef lightly dressed with, respectively, anchovy, salsa verde and lemon, by a chef with complete confidence in the quality of his product. It is refreshing and delicious. The Pan-fried sweetbreads with white wine, butter and sage are both crisp and juicy, and served with a fat quenelle of Carne’s famous potato mash. If you truly love eating, you are by now perfectly content.

Drinks
A full bar is available, and the wine list is steak-friendly, with a comprehensive selection of reds. Ordering by the glass is on the pricey side, so better bring a friend or two and split a bottle.

Service
Charm is an underrated (and rare) component of good service, but we are in the hands of a gifted young man who looks as though he walked off the set of a Fellini movie to devote himself entirely to our pleasure. Deft and thoughtful, this is service that raises the bar.

Ambience
The bistro-style interior, with exposed bricks, pale wood and splashes of colour, is inviting, but if you want elbowroom, the outside deck is highly recommended on a windstill evening.

Best for...
Exquisite meats

(2018)

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User reviews

  • They say that "Carne likes to let steak do the talking, from the moment the waiters parade a platter of quality meat before your table" Which unfortunately was not the case last night because we decided at exactly 9:30pm that we wanted to go to Carne Kloof for dinner , mind you their kitchen closes at 22:00. My friend called and made a reservation for a table and highlighted the closing time. But where there is a determined meat lover , there is a way. I called again at exactly 9:43 pm and asked them to please prepare my meal and that I was on my way.  Alongside prime beef, lamb and venison, you will get to see hanger steak, spider steak, prime rib on the bone. One of the signature dishes is the 1.2 kg La Fiorentina T-bone, a fine choice for a hungry nation which is what we opted for as there was three of us and all very hungry. This to be followed by their decadent chocolate fondant which I always argue that it needs to come standard with the ice cream! (story for another day this ice cream one) The food was ,as always amazing and the glass of Optima went perfectly well with the meat. As sides we had  the mashed potato and spinach. Now the mash potato at Carne is another story I want to explore another day! Never in the history of potatoes has mash tasted that good! Even though it was late and you could see they were preparing to close , we were not rushed . One did not get a sense of "you need to leave" Great food. Great service .. Great great Great! Carne Kloof is slowly but surely starting to replace Carne on Keerom as my fave Carne!
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Facilities

  • Accepts credit cards
  • Booking required
  • Dinner
  • Food
  • Licensed
  • Lunch
  • Serves food
  • Takeaways
  • WiFi

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