McDonalds, bastion of fast, unhealthy food, is now selling a burger sans buns. Called the ‘lettuce wrap’, the new burger is sandwiched between two enormous lettuce leaves, and is currently available in some branches in Australia.

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A photo posted by Nick Marden (@mard_o) on May 19, 2015 at 10:14pm PDT

According to CNN, (who honestly ought to have something more important to report on), in addition to the meat patty, the burger also contains cheese, tortilla chips, jalapenos, a pickle, guac, onions, beetroot and grilled pineapple.

‘Lettuce’ introduce you to our famous #lettuceburgers . All the same ingredients packed into a couple of large lettuce leaves!

A photo posted by McDonald’s Springfield (@springfieldmaccas) on May 21, 2015 at 11:16pm PDT

Is this menu item any more healthy than an ordinary burger? Does the lettuce go all soggy from exposure to luke-warm meat patties? Do all the sauces leak out when you bite in? What is next, kale fries? Is the apocalypse nigh?

We have so many questions.